No, really! I'm not making this up! Criminal dwarves have been on a spree of theft in Sweden.
Hmmm. A while ago, I wrote a satire based on a bizarre news report of one judge refusing to send a convicted criminal to jail because he was "too short."
I proceeded to laugh and write: "Oompa Loompas and Christmas Elves Go on Crime Spree."
Well, apparently now life is imitating satire with the short Swedish thieves!